Weaker card stock wont bounce back as easily, so fake cards will remain bent and show a crease
Needle is a great card and all, but players usually don't make room for it in their main decks
Still, when you only have one or two creatures due to Portcullis, The Abyss can be a beating
You get a +1/+1 counter when Sutina, Speaker of the Tajuru picks up a land, but thats also a reliable way to get extra landfall triggers or even regain access to an MDFC land you ran out early in the game
But we can dream and make customs and proxies
Since youre probably looking for backup bodies to finish off opponents if Zamriel gets removed, Heavenly Blademaster feels like a natural fit since it grabs all of your equipment when it enters the battlefield